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bạn nào có nguồn truyện ngắn, truyện cười tiếng Anh (không dịch) thì cho mình xin với nha, mình cần lắm. thanks |
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| 11/8/2010, 8:58 pm | |
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WHY DIDN'T YOU REFUSE IT?
After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.
His surprised wife asked:
- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:
- Today I got a Yellow card.
- So, did you want to get it?
- Of course not. The wife was upset:
- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad
HE IS HAVING TANTRUMS AGAIN
A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper
I ONLY WANTED TO ASK HIM
A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him.
- Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you?
- No, .... well, yes, it's true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK!
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| 11/8/2010, 9:06 pm | |
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Little Johnny Boy
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.
“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself” 
Because of absence
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
Whisper
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said.
“Mommy, I have to pee.”
The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. From now on when you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to whisper.”
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father,
: “Daddy, I have to whisper.”
The father looked at him and said,
“Okay, why don’t you whisper in my ear.”
 
I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
 :vat va
thương thì cho mình mấy phiếu nha!!!
 :vat va |
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| 11/8/2010, 9:58 pm | |
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 bạn admin_hacker_tran94 và bạn trunguy_139
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| 11/8/2010, 11:06 pm | |
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M tải chương trình học av Grammar đi (bản mới nhất là 2.8.1). Trong đó có nhiều truyện ngắn, cổ tích...tiếng anh...Có phần dịch tiếng việt nữa...Rất ổn...Với cấu hình máy m thì ok thôi! À, hay khi đi làm báo tường, m mang usb đi, t chia sẻ cho! |
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| 11/8/2010, 11:18 pm | |
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